Kenya Talks

We have heard all your "fall down and die" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie-
1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively?
2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before?
3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance?
4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)?
5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear?
6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!?
7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind?
8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week?

Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our... er little fingers. And we are praying too for your ...er....our man's well being.....