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Postby True RV » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:46 pm

No bed this day. I am not happy :D
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Postby Ngina » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:48 pm

True RV wrote:No bed this day. I am not happy :D

Go and take a cold shower and go to bed.
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Postby Lyudmila » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:51 pm

Ngina wrote:
True RV wrote:No bed this day. I am not happy :D

Go and take a cold shower and go to bed.


Contrary to what TRV thinks the key to *getting the chick to comply actually lies in being more of a gentleman than a hump pony. If he takes our advise he will be set in 5 minutes straight hehehe!
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Postby otishotish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:54 pm

Stop whining. Be a man and get some vaseline. And look on the bright side: you won't have to do any fake "I love you so much"s.
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Postby True RV » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:55 pm

Whites are mostly ok, but their quick triggered. Now in lone bed
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Postby Lyudmila » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:57 pm

True RV wrote:Whites are mostly ok, but their quick triggered. Now in lone bed


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ngina this is what I meant. Have you noticed how TRV is always chasing after black chicks.
Manze if I end up with a whitey im not saying 'I do' before I have one hot romance/fling with a vihiganese. That will avert disaster.
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Postby True RV » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:59 pm

Kenda otis,
You want me look like an homo. I love my lady

otishotish wrote:Stop whining. Be a man and get some vaseline. And look on the bright side: you won't have to do any fake "I love you so much"s.
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Postby True RV » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:03 pm

Lydy,
I love women and will not keep that a secret. Wemen are the BEST. When in Kenya I have women as my guardians

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Postby Ngina » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:07 pm

Lyudmila wrote:
True RV wrote:Whites are mostly ok, but their quick triggered. Now in lone bed


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ngina this is what I meant. Have you noticed how TRV is always chasing after black chicks.
Manze if I end up with a whitey im not saying 'I do' before I have one hot romance/fling with a vihiganese. That will avert disaster.

You know mimi sija venture huku kwa wazungu, I did once and I could not tell if he was in or out. That is how pathetic this jamaa was. Since then I decided to stay with my african dudes atleast they are well endowed. So before you settle with a whitie please find out how the equipment is before its too late. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lyudmila » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:12 pm

Ngina wrote:
Lyudmila wrote:
True RV wrote:Whites are mostly ok, but their quick triggered. Now in lone bed


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ngina this is what I meant. Have you noticed how TRV is always chasing after black chicks.
Manze if I end up with a whitey im not saying 'I do' before I have one hot romance/fling with a vihiganese. That will avert disaster.

You know mimi sija venture huku kwa wazungu, I did once and I could not tell if he was in or out. That is how pathetic this jamaa was. Since then I decided to stay with my african dudes atleast they are well endowed. So before you settle with a whitie please find out how the equipment is before its too late. :lol: :lol:


Thought the same but was pleasantly surprised, maybe coz the dude was tall :D (and to be honest he beat any black dude I know hehehe!). Only difference is he was a little more romantic/passionate and I had to learn to slow things down a little bit which made me fall for him very fast.
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Postby independent » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:14 pm

Ngina wrote:
Lyudmila wrote:
True RV wrote:Whites are mostly ok, but their quick triggered. Now in lone bed


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ngina this is what I meant. Have you noticed how TRV is always chasing after black chicks.
Manze if I end up with a whitey im not saying 'I do' before I have one hot romance/fling with a vihiganese. That will avert disaster.

You know mimi sija venture huku kwa wazungu, I did once and I could not tell if he was in or out. That is how pathetic this jamaa was. Since then I decided to stay with my african dudes atleast they are well endowed. So before you settle with a whitie please find out how the equipment is before its too late. :lol: :lol:


Ngina you not being fair. Your side of the story is "he was small" what if he comes here and says "you are big"
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Postby otishotish » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:15 pm

Ndugu TRV, a real man should be able to show that he is independent and capable of taking care of himself. I have also been told that sometimes if you want a job done right, it is best to do it yourself.

It's nice to know that you love your lady. But how is that helping you when you are about to go to sleep hungry?


True RV wrote:Kenda otis,
You want me look like an homo. I love my lady

otishotish wrote:Stop whining. Be a man and get some vaseline. And look on the bright side: you won't have to do any fake "I love you so much"s.
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Postby independent » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:18 pm

True RV wrote:No bed this day. I am not happy :D


This is why men have to have back up for this same reason.
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Postby Ngina » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:18 pm

Ok, I think I have revealed too much already, inde you cant blame me if the guy is like a ten year old. I thnk my fingers are even bigger than he was.
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Postby independent » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:22 pm

Ngina wrote:Ok, I think I have revealed too much already, inde you cant blame me if the guy is like a ten year old. I thnk my fingers are even bigger than he was.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ok on that note i give it to you. I congratulate you for not upgrading to the made in china products and chose another man instead. At least you helping keep our jobs in the country and not outsourcing. :lol: :lol:
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