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by Kalvin
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:27 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: NASA Manifesto launch boring Jimmy Wanjigi just wasted his money
Replies: 15
Views: 431

Re: NASA Manifesto launch boring Jimmy Wanjigi just wasted his money

What did you expect? Unless the event calls for stonethrowing or your mama insults, NASA events will always be boring.
by Kalvin
Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: KDF Troops Heavily Involved in 2017 Elections Which Is Shaping Up To Be A Mirror Image of 2007
Replies: 23
Views: 423

Re: KDF Troops Heavily Involved in 2017 Elections Which Is Shaping Up To Be A Mirror Image of 2007

Achiek tho, KDF is coming for you!!! EVEN IF YOU WEAR 500 Fruit-of-the-loom UNDERWEAR, WEWE UTA TAIRI UPUENDE USIPENDE!! When all the avenues or rigging elections are blocked you have no option but try and nyakua live live by using military:lol: :lol: :lol: ICC failed kenyans big time...Can you beli...
by Kalvin
Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: KDF Troops Heavily Involved in 2017 Elections Which Is Shaping Up To Be A Mirror Image of 2007
Replies: 23
Views: 423

Re: KDF Troops Heavily Involved in 2017 Elections Which Is Shaping Up To Be A Mirror Image of 2007

Good! Summary circumcision for all BOYS!! Kiumane...
Gumzo wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:55 am


ni ku dialalo
by Kalvin
Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:30 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Its Official -Kenyan Courts Have Legitized Chaos in 2017 -Elections - Its Evident There is Going To Be WAR
Replies: 9
Views: 289

Re: Its Official -Kenyan Courts Have Legitized Chaos in 2017 -Elections - Its Evident There is Going To Be WAR

In 2007 one party decided to rig the elections and the other one decided to teach the rigging party how to rig. Given the desperation exhibited by JaKuon, chaos will definitely result. It seems like we did not learn from the ODM/NASA nominations. Unless the high court has a solution for dishonest an...
by Kalvin
Mon May 29, 2017 8:55 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Enough of this Canaan Nonsense
Replies: 14
Views: 391

Re: Enough of this Canaan Nonsense

AntiHubris wrote:
Mon May 29, 2017 1:27 am
What is babuu offering?
He's offering to lead Kenyans wondering through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

"no sex until you get Gomorrah"
by Kalvin
Fri May 26, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Hata Wazee wanasema Ndaaaaani Ndaaaaaani
Replies: 14
Views: 852

Re: Hata Wazee wanasema Ndaaaaani Ndaaaaaani

This guy never learns...

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Karumbeta wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 2:29 am
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by Kalvin
Thu May 25, 2017 9:06 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: All Aboard - 6 days to go Kenya ya songa#TanoTena
Replies: 177
Views: 1538

Re: All Aboard - 6 days to go Kenya ya songa#TanoTena

Railway engineers had better check and doublecheck everything. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if you know who decided to sabotage the maiden voyage. They need to tell the lions and wildebeests to stay off the surface rails - maybe get them inebriated on buzaa and mnazi.
by Kalvin
Thu May 25, 2017 7:22 pm
Forum: Politics
Topic: Kenya pays three times for SA maize enriching wealthy importers
Replies: 6
Views: 634

Re: Kenya pays three times for SA maize enriching wealthy importers

What the fuck do I have to do with Kiunjuri? You're either drunk or you've lost your damn mind At least stick to the official script. Kenya and all it's neighbours had a drought. The government is in control and there is/was no crisis. Hon. Kiunjuri. A lot of people seem to have been hanging their h...
by Kalvin
Thu May 25, 2017 7:15 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: New Abandu word in English Oxford dictionary
Replies: 20
Views: 767

Re: New Abandu word in English Oxford dictionary

This guy is the most ignorant nignog on Nipate. it is not and can never be LUHYA Boda boda was coined by ITESO when they were transporting goods to Ugandan border they used to shout BORDER BORDER BORDER BORDER BORDER BORDER and some Kenyans thought they said boda boda .... buts actually English word...
by Kalvin
Thu May 25, 2017 7:03 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Kenya pays three times for SA maize enriching wealthy importers
Replies: 6
Views: 634

Re: Kenya pays three times for SA maize enriching wealthy importers

A lot of people seem to have been hanging their hopes on this unga-revolution. Why make up a blatant lie like that? After the evil plan to starve Kenyans was thrown into disarray, they don't care whether they to sound ridiculous or not.
by Kalvin
Wed May 24, 2017 7:55 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Waiguru is barred from contesting kirinyaga gubernatorial seat
Replies: 8
Views: 296

Re: Waiguru is barred from contesting kirinyaga gubernatorial seat

Given the history of commissions investigating anything or anybody in Kenya it could take a number of years before they ever release a report. In any case isn't there a court case going on right now? This is another example of the judiciary and the legislature clashing and the judiciary will win. Bl...
by Kalvin
Tue May 23, 2017 8:21 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Choose between Muthama and I, Kalonzo tells Raila Read more at: https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001240763/choos
Replies: 23
Views: 547

Re: Choose between Muthama and I, Kalonzo tells Raila Read more at: https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001240763/c

Kalonzo is simply refusing to share like a good co-wife. JaKuon should settle his domes before they both refused to give him. RV, I am kind of confused regarding this Kamba politics thing..........and the fact that now, they seem to have even touched the lord of poverty. This whole thing...(starting...
by Kalvin
Tue May 23, 2017 8:21 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Choose between Muthama and I, Kalonzo tells Raila Read more at: https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001240763/choos
Replies: 23
Views: 547

Re: Choose between Muthama and I, Kalonzo tells Raila Read more at: https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001240763/c

Kalonzo is simply refusing to share like a good co-wife. JaKuon should settle his domes before they both refused to give him. RV, I am kind of confused regarding this Kamba politics thing..........and the fact that now, they seem to have even touched the lord of poverty. This whole thing...(starting...
by Kalvin
Tue May 23, 2017 8:15 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: IEBC loses bid to halt NASA case on Returning Officers
Replies: 11
Views: 278

Re: IEBC loses bid to halt NASA case on Returning Officers

Backwards cannot help but be stupid. He's working with a skeleton staff upstairs. Jamaa wa mtego are not just professional whinners, like cats permanently on heat, they also can't help being dishonest. Here is IEBC: http://www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/IEBC-defends-list-of-new-returning-officers/10...