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Hehehehe......!
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Merry Christmas... :oops:
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Unread post by Logan » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:32 pm

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Feb 13, 2017 ?

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Unread post by Logan » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:17 pm

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Unread post by Logan » Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:49 pm

Classic Jubilee's tactics inherited from Kanu.

When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, bury the horse and get a living one.

However, in African governments, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:


1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders....

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.

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6. Reclassifying the dead horse as 'living impaired.'

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and training to increase dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overheads and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And, of course,

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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Unread post by Logan » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:36 am

BREAKING!!! A must read!
#LEAKED: Uhuru Kenyatta’s Final State Of The Nation Address #TheftOfTheNation #SOTN2017
Fellow Kenyans, since independence, it’s only under my able leadership that Kenya became 3rd most corrupt nation on earth beating hot favorites Nigeria, Algeria, Liberia and even Bulgaria; we managed to defeat historical title holders Kazakhstan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan and Kyrgyzstan . This is no mean achievement; the unsung heroes and heroines are the tireless thieves, plunderers, kleptocrats and pickpockets in my govt.
If those ratings were done today—we would happily clinch the coveted gold medal.


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Fellow Kenyans, I promised to create 500,000 jobs per year. The criminal sector grew in triple digits. We created more overnight billionaires in their hundreds more than even my father in his 17 years of rule. This was made possible through creation of scandal after scandal and expanding loopholes in IFMIS. You all know John Kago, the driver at NYS now drives a 5000 CC Range Rover beast valued at 23 Million; salonist Kabura; Waiguru; Murkomen, Farouk Kibet, Maryanne Kaitany and even P.S Muraguri who is currently building a 100 Million home in Nyeri, to mention but a few.
Central Bank proudly announced unprecedented growth in cybercrime; the country now loses about 4 billion annually. In our streets and bars, more young boys now flash mysterious cash in drinks, fancy houses and big cars. The socialite industry was nay left behind; more of our girls now have the scorching courage to post nude pictures on social media and get instant hits.
Fellow Kenyans, cattle rustling terrorists in Baringo, Marakwet, Pokot and Turkana couldn’t enjoy encumbered sail in their activities. They are now a happy lot. The market of stolen cattle’s rakes in tens of billions. For those who care to know, it’s the faceless oligarchs in Jubilee who own this giant industry and very soon their names feature in who owns Kenya.
Fellow Kenyans, with all this growth, I have no time to answer my paranoid critics who long lost objectivity especially Raila and his legion of confederates.
I strangled my step child KCC for my own baby, Brookside: We now enjoy milk diplomacy since Brookside is present in major African economies and trade blocks. Mumias is dead despite the 5 Billion we gave it. KQ is dead. Uchumi is dead. Good news is looted money is invested by our own sons and daughters here in the country. You can see 2 RIVERS MALL among many gaudy building coming up in the villages and major towns: Kenya has more malls than even tenants to rent them.
To prove we reduced poverty and expanded the middle class; the price of a 2kg Unga is expensive than the same of Chapati. Kenyans are now choosing chapatti over Ugali.
Finally, I thank all MPs we purchased from opposition using the Eurobond proceeds. I thank my relathieves for continued poaching and charcoal smuggling in Somali . My critics should look at Ruto who is currently building a 2 Billion home with a man made lake the size of a football stadium.

God Bless you, God Bless Kenya
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Unread post by Logan » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:16 pm

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Unread post by Logan » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:14 am

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Re: A Tribute To GADO As Chupiless Mouthpiece Sends Him Packing..

Unread post by kayoh » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:36 pm

Really, you nigga have tòo much free time! This whole thread is an Ojingaists monologue to himself! My goodness;I always knew you boys were in the special needs class,lakini. ....

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