Non-tribal Assessment of Tribal Habits

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Non-tribal Assessment of Tribal Habits

Unread post by Wanyee » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:00 pm

Before you blame luos and large Gor Mahia FC for liking to throw stones, note that every tribe behave like their ancestors in the Bible.

Luos grand father was David who killed Goliath with a stone.

Kikuyus love money because their grandfather was Judas Iscariot who was given 30 pence to arrest Jesus. In fact Judas Iscariot real name was Julius S. Kariuki.

Our Kamba brothers descended from King Solomon who had 600 wives and 300 concubines that is why Kambas r legendaries in marital affairs.

Merus eat miraa because their ancestor was Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon who after competing with God, was punished for 7 years to eat grass, leaves and shrubs.

The kalenjins grandfather was Elijah, Elijah ran ahead of King Ahab’s chariot thus they are world renown best runners.

Petero was the Maasai ancestor always with a sword (njora) & brave enough to cut the ear of the soldier who arrested his boss, Maasais are brave and loyal to their bosses.

Luhyas grandfather was Peter who was told that before the cock crows three times, he will deny Jesus three times they like disowning their leaders and support others. That’s why Luyhas associate themselves with engokho (kuku) so much.

Pokots, Marakwets and Turkanas came from Assyrians and Palestines that is why they are always fighting…

Mtu aseme sijui Bibilia na ndio hii.

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